My Family ♥

My Family ♥

5/27/21

Alright, so I live with 5 other people. Three siblings, two parents. Now before we go into this family introduction, I’m going to tell you something. 

So I’m not supposed to reveal our real names, so I’ll give you a little key. My parents are going to be called Mom and Dad, (Like why not) my only sister is going to be FlyingOrca, my brother Nose picker… jk jk, he’s DrowndedDragon and now my younger brother, hmmm what can he be… he’s six months old so… Mr. Diapers, that’s it. So there’s Mom and Dad, sister FlyingOrca, older brother DrowndedDragon and baby brother Mr. Diapers. By the way, I might call Mr. Diapers The human, don’t ask, it’s just a nickname I have for him Lol.

Okay, so now that you know who my family is, let’s get started. 

So let’s start with Mom. She’s my editor for my books, house Mom and the best Mom. I don’t know much about her (nor does she really know much about me, I think) but that’s because we’re both really busy all the time. Seriously though, if she were to just disappear life would be too crazy to live in. For one, I’m the oldest so I would have to take care of Mr. Diapers when Dad’s working. Two, she’s the only one keeping the house clean. Sure Dad helps once in a while, but Mom’s the one keeping things straightened. (No offense Dad.) Three, without Mom we’d all be very skinny and never eat. Whenever she goes out for a doctor’s appointment, my Dad ate like 5 cookies for lunch one day, I ate nothing, and FlyingOrca and DrowndedDragon did too. Without her, nothing will be the same. If there was one thing my Mom and I shared, it was our love for writing. Mom said she used to be a blogger like me, except I write books, but still.   

Then there’s Dad. Once again like with Mom, we never get to hang out because we’re all busy. But that doesn’t mean we don’t have our moments. Dad and I used to play Mortal Kombat on the Ps4 together, it was fun. I remember he was really good at this one character and when he used it I got all mad because I never beat him when he used that character. Granted I was just starting, where he played it when he was a kid, but still, whenever someone uses that character I get all angry. Dad and I share some hobbies too, we both like Mortal Kombat, both love reading, (Especially the Dragonlance series.) video games, creativity, fantasy, action, Mayo, mayo, and mayo… sorry, got a little carried away there. My point is, even though we’re all busy, (Especially Dad and Mom) we’re able to hang out sometimes and when we do, it’s nice. 

Now here’s the exciting but embarrassing part, time for my siblings. (By the way, FlyingOrca and DrowndedDragon, if you two read this I’m sorry if I offended you.) 

Alright, let’s introduce FlyingOrca, my sis. She’s unique. She has red hair, a heart condition, (She Was born with only half a heart, don’t worry! She’s luckily fine now!) She’s also weird though. She’s what, 8 or 9 now? She’s small for her age, so I keep thinking she’s like a toddler. Sure, she does act like a toddler most of the time, but she can be mature when she wants to be. You know, I treat her like someone I hate, I kick her out of my room, (although half the time she just knocks and comes in without permission) I hide my dolls from her because they’re delicate. (yes I have dolls that doesn’t mean I use them.) But I need to stop. She’s nice, creative, weird, she’s her and just because her personality annoys me, doesn’t mean I have to do those things. She also loves orca’s, if you haven’t noticed. She’s nice to me even though I’m not very nice to her, it’s my turn to be nice. 

Now onto DrowndedDragon. This kid’s kinda confusing and immature. He’s ten, cries about the littlest of things sometimes, is bored, obsessed with video games (Mainly Minecraft), and doesn’t stop talking about something until he’s told you everything about something. He likes to read books like Big Nate and Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. Even though he can be very annoying sometimes, he’s also pretty cool. He along with my sister,  both kinda need to grow up a little and find out their hobbies. For example, (not to embarrass them,) combined they both have like six Ender Dragons from Minecraft. Now that’s just a little ridiculous. Other than those qualities, DrownedDragon can be cool and nice. He likes to care for animals, once when we were on vacation he saved some crickets in the lake by a cabin we rent out. I think that’s the true side of him. FlyingOrca is kinda like him, she loves dogs and other animals, but either that’s because they’re all buddy-buddy sometimes, or they just have a ton in common. 

Now last but now least, Mr. Diapers. I don’t have much to say about him, since he’s almost seven months old, but there are some things. He’s very active. I know that’s weird, but it’s true. Mr. Diapers moves a ton when on his back, he kicks like there’s no tomorrow and his life depends on it. He’s also very grabby nowadays, every time I carry him or is close enough, he grabs my hair and yanks! He pulls it. A few times I was sitting at my desk in a class connect, (that’s what my online school calls it when we go to class) Mr. Diapers grabs my mouse, one time he almost closed out of what I was doing! He’s a good baby though. He sleeps through the nights, when we started feeding him actual food he was doing very good with it, sometimes if he’s in the od you can leave him for hours playing with his toys. Well, he’s been wanting more attention lately, so ignore the last thing.

So that’s my family, there is way more to it than that, but I just narrowed it down to the little stuff. For some reason typing that reminded me of a time when Dad shaved off his beard and Mr. Diapers freaked out, I’m not going to lie, I did too a little.